July 2012
June 2012
to be a creep, you're freaking adorable.
thankyou stranger
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fuck your stupid mama whore in the mouth. larp
is anyone out there?
The Proper American Way To Prepare Tea
- Take tea.
- Throw in harbor.
- Let sit.
- Initiate revolution.
whats your favorite movie/ suggestions?
hey i made a twitter again. who am i
no question, just glad moonrise kingdom was brought up. It was phenomenal. superb cast.
agreed. and agreed. ask mewhen im not drunk and ill tell you why
You're drunk? NUDE PICS! Nahhh, j/k. Do you like Wes Anderson movies?
the answer to your question is YES. i just saw moonrise kingdom it was amazing
holy shit im sof ucking wasted
right now.w
oh no ooh no i dipped my nipple in pina colada sauce.
im so drunk and i have to wake up for work a t 7am
kind of unreal…
MOONRISE KINGDOM
Wes Anderson is a god. Go see it now!!!!!!! Incredible!!!!
i really miss photo critique!!
the most.
Play
going to see die antwoord in august!! yes!!!!
Oh man this was awhile ago, I was down the road from my old primary school waiting for a bus & I heard noises in a bush behind me like this guy going "psst PSST" & I managed to ignore whoever it was, sufficiently creeped out, but not enough to walk away 'CAUSE I WANNA CATCH MY BUS K. At some point I did turn around & this guy was waving his dick at me in the bushes all yeeeaaahhh. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING NEAR PRIMARY SCHOOLS it really terrifies me I went to the police after that.
I KNOW RIGHT. so fucking strange. I called the cops too, but I dont know how much they’ll be able to do. CREEPS MAN, CREEPS
You should really consider calling the cops on that guy, someone exhibiting behavior like that living near an elementary school is really unnerving :/ Stay safe!
We did!! Gave them his address and everything
The weirdest motherfucking thing just happend::
I was chillin at an elementary school’s playground like an hour or so ago with my two best friends and the strangest series of events occurred. First, this creepy car pulls up to the fence outside of the playground and shines his brights on us for about 30 seconds, not moving the whole time and then suddenly skids away.Then, we start walking around the block and the same car pulls up to us, stops, and then this middle aged man asks us if we want a ride. So by now, as you could imagine, we are all sufficiently creeped out and wondering what the hell is going on. But it only gets weirder. From there we decide to walk back to my car and leave. Only on the way back, the man drives by AGAIN. By this point we are speed walking to my car. We get in, I put my car on and I start driving away. Now, we think were finally going to get away from this creep, only when I drive further down the block, that same man from the car is standing in front of his house completely naked. NAKED. We recognize his car because of its make, the color and the stickers we saw on it and now we see this completely crazy guy standing head to toe naked, grabbing his dick and shaking it at us. What the fuck!!! Not to mention he lives directly across the street from the fucking elementary school. Fucking pedofile. After we all have our sufficent freak out moment, we decide to drive by his house one more time and see if hes still there. So we do, and he isn’t outside, but when he sees my car he comes running out, a fifty something year old man, completely naked again and just stands on sidewalk and crosses his arms. Who is this motherfucking creep?
So i went streaking tonight with my two best friends after being kicked out of a party
…lol
