fuck your stupid mama whore in the mouth. larp
- Take tea.
- Throw in harbor.
- Let sit.
- Initiate revolution.
hey i made a twitter again. who am i
agreed. and agreed. ask mewhen im not drunk and ill tell you why
the answer to your question is YES. i just saw moonrise kingdom it was amazing
kind of unreal…
Wes Anderson is a god. Go see it now!!!!!!! Incredible!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT. so fucking strange. I called the cops too, but I dont know how much they’ll be able to do. CREEPS MAN, CREEPS
We did!! Gave them his address and everything
I was chillin at an elementary school’s playground like an hour or so ago with my two best friends and the strangest series of events occurred. First, this creepy car pulls up to the fence outside of the playground and shines his brights on us for about 30 seconds, not moving the whole time and then suddenly skids away.Then, we start walking around the block and the same car pulls up to us, stops, and then this middle aged man asks us if we want a ride. So by now, as you could imagine, we are all sufficiently creeped out and wondering what the hell is going on. But it only gets weirder. From there we decide to walk back to my car and leave. Only on the way back, the man drives by AGAIN. By this point we are speed walking to my car. We get in, I put my car on and I start driving away. Now, we think were finally going to get away from this creep, only when I drive further down the block, that same man from the car is standing in front of his house completely naked. NAKED. We recognize his car because of its make, the color and the stickers we saw on it and now we see this completely crazy guy standing head to toe naked, grabbing his dick and shaking it at us. What the fuck!!! Not to mention he lives directly across the street from the fucking elementary school. Fucking pedofile. After we all have our sufficent freak out moment, we decide to drive by his house one more time and see if hes still there. So we do, and he isn’t outside, but when he sees my car he comes running out, a fifty something year old man, completely naked again and just stands on sidewalk and crosses his arms. Who is this motherfucking creep?